e is the greatest number on Earth.
I've known this since my birth.
ln(B1) is super cheesy,
But ln(e1) is quite easy.
e stands for Euler's Number.
I think the man who found B was dumber.
Doing pre-cal with e was great,
'cuz I can't do equations with something I ate.
Now that I am in pre-cal
e has become my best pal.
Before I used e my life was a mess.
Now it's a blast, thanks to Prof. S!
-Jared Swyter, 2001